Pax and Yuki
So Nick's got two dogs at home. Pax and Yuki. It's a running joke in the house that though they're really neurotic and crazy, they have their own very distinct personalities. We often wonder what's going through their little brains at the moment.
So I decided to write today about what I think goes through their minds on a daily basis.
"THE POOL MAN IS EVIL"
"Food food food food food"
"WAKE UP NICK WAKE UP NICK"
"I think yowling like I'm in pain is a great way to get them to let me get back in the house"
"Is it cold in here? It's cold in here. Let me just sit outside directly under the burning sun for an hour."
"THE GARDENERS ARE ALSO EVIL"
"I am the lifeguard on duty at this large hole of water"
"If I bark really loudly at the cover moving off of the large hole of water it'll stop!!!!"
"Man, I really love all of these people"
"Four AM is quite an acceptable time to bark loudly because I am hungry"
"I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M BARKING BUT I WILL BARK FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT"
"This couch is good to lick"
"Let me just squuuueeeeeze under this gate..."
"Oh? I wasn't supposed to go under that gate? I had no idea!!11!!1!!1!!"
"Nick's computer is good to lick"
"If I wag my tail while they look mad at me they won't be mad at me yay"
"The floor is good to lick"
"I pretend not to like attention but I secretly want all the cuddles"
"Everything is good to lick"